Monday, April 22, 2013


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Liv joins the table.
10:31 AM
Cindy: little bit if a chip bully there
A's bought you a bottle of poison.
A's: haha
Liv: zzzzzz
Liv: lame
A's: yes you are
Liv: dont be too serious
Cindy: don't be such a B i t c h 
A's: sorry but i like to play po0ker, NOT bingo...and no, i'm NOT sorry
Liv: haha
Liv: why cant i raise with pairs?
Liv: u know how i got these scars?
Liv: j10 call?
A's: lol
Liv: bongooo
Cindy joins the table.
Liv: bingo player cindy]
Liv: j10 call what a bingo
Cindy: f u c k u Liv
Liv: hahahahhahahahha
Cindy: u r a do uche
Liv: learn poker
Liv: j10 all in?
Liv: go to poker kindergarten and learn from A's
10:36 AM
A's: erm, you have lost over 450 MILLION, don't think you play too well Liv
Liv: she's the poker pro here
Cindy: r u talking to urself
Liv: errr
Marvin: lucky
Liv: err i sold it not lost it
A's: REALLY
A's: Copy paste and report to zynga, end of you lol
Liv: then how did u lose ur 78 m?
Liv: go ahead
Liv: i have lots of accounts
A's: Playing bingo with thick bi tches like you
Liv: good luck tracing em all
Liv: yeah
A's: They just shut you down
Liv: at least i got money from it
Liv: what do u get?
Liv: respect?
Liv: LOL
Liv: go ahead
A's: thank god for the mute button, you are beyond boring me
Liv: u think i am scared or losing 6.7M poker chips
You bought A's a box of Tissues.

Thursday, March 21, 2013



Bommie joins the table.
Riesky left the table.
Richa joins the table.
Danny joins the table.
Zoul Fitri left the table.
Lion joins the table.
Danny bought you a Donkey.
10:00 PM
Danny: you going to bluff every hand
You bought Danny a Joker.
Danny: our a fukin idiot
You bought Danny a box of Tissues.
Danny: D-BAG
Bommie: ur mom is a
Danny: BINGO ISON THE NEXT TABLE....IDIOT
Bommie: u hhave no balls just admit it
Danny: HHAHYOUR ALLS ARE BIGGER THEN MINE
Richa joins the table.
Bommie: and ur brain is smaller than grain
Danny: GROW UP,,,CHILD
Bommie: ur a grown up and play facebook games
Bommie: get to work knob
Danny: HAHAH AND YOU ARE A CHILD
Danny: CANT EVENSEND U A DRINK
Bommie: get off ur mom's pension
Danny: DOES MOM KNOW YOUR UP THIS LATE
Bommie: and start making some minimum wage
Danny: HAHAHAHAH YOU KNOW OTHING...IDIOT
Bommie: r u stupid enuff to think that everyopne's in the same time zone
Bommie: i know ur a crybaby
Danny: AND YOUR A C UNT
Bommie: and ur mom is one
Danny bought you a box of Tissues.
Bommie: wahahahha
You bought Danny a fresh fish.
Danny: DO U THINK YOUR COMMENTS BOTHER M
Bommie: look who's bingoing
Bommie: hahahahhahah
Bommie: woooooo
10:05 PM
Danny: HAD 99 IDIOT
Danny: YOU BINGOEVERY HAND
Bommie: if my comments doesnt bother u, y r u replying?
Bommie: 99 strong?
Bommie: learn poker
Danny: COS YOUA CU NT
Danny left the table.
Bommie: and u had sex with ur mom last night

Monday, February 25, 2013

Troll Football impersonator


Bommie joins the table.
02:30 AM
Nathan-Cultof: good fold had 333
Nathan-Cultof bought Fivesal Boss a box of Tissues
Michael: wish we had jose back
Nathan-Cultof: united are getting ronaldo back aparently for 65m and nani
Nathan-Cultof: or 40m and anderson and cleverly
Michael: som player m8
Bommie: benitez best manager ever
Nathan-Cultof: imagine rooney van persie and ronaldo as attack 3 with valencia young and nick powel in midfield vidic rio raf evra and de gea
Nathan-Cultof: mental side
Michael: a no
Nathan-Cultof: where ya from bud
Michael: belfast
Michael: u?
Bommie: i am torres fan
Nathan-Cultof: manchester
Nathan-Cultof: bommie you wana bed torres :P
Bommie: best player ever
Nathan-Cultof: tbh i like lukaku better than torres
Michael: bin to trafford 6 times
Bommie: and they give messi ballon d or
Nathan-Cultof: nice were expanding next year
Nathan-Cultof: yo dsean dogg
Michael: we cant..no room
Bommie: torres won CL, euro and fa cup
Nathan-Cultof: down 73m mate
Bommie: messi won spanish cup
Michael: useless cnt
Bommie: watcrap
Nathan-Cultof: bommie alex fegurson has won more than any player :D
02:35 AM
Michael: true
Bommie: but he's a manager
Bommie: torres won all in 1 year
Nathan-Cultof: but still you cant say tores is the best when he is sh it lol
Bommie: how is messi best player
Bommie: i saw him score against MU
Nathan-Cultof: messi 64-70 goals a season torres miss of the season simple as
Bommie: he dribbled de gea like a *****
Nathan-Cultof: and missed
Nathan-Cultof: a open net
Bommie: how is that not the ballon d or rite there
Michael: true
Nathan-Cultof: dont get me wrong torres on his day is amazing
Bommie: this football world is unfair i wish my torres gets the credit he deserves
Nathan-Cultof: but chelsea dont play him to his ability
Nathan-Cultof: liverpool did
Bommie: torres is the best he can head balls during corners
Nathan-Cultof: yeah so do most players
Bommie: best striker+defender
Nathan-Cultof: thats why the yscore headers
Bommie: u eva see messi head the ball to defend
Nathan-Cultof: yeah against manchester united chapions lkeague final
Nathan-Cultof: headed it from his box went up over end and scored
Bommie: he only heads it in the MU net during CL final
Nathan-Cultof: and he headed the clearance the made the counter attack
Nathan-Cultof: i was at the game
Bommie: ok dats it enuff with football
Nathan-Cultof: was watching how amazign barcelona are
Nathan-Cultof: and accepting that i was watching pure class
Bommie: u cant be srious
Nathan-Cultof: barcelona are the best team in the world
Bommie: they pass 1000x and 1 shot
Nathan-Cultof: but score 3-5 goals per game be serious
02:40 AM
Bommie: but their opponents are weak in la liga
Nathan-Cultof: he bluffs and looses al ltime lol
Nathan-Cultof: agree
Bommie: onlky real madrid
Nathan-Cultof: la liga is a rubbish league
Nathan-Cultof: its teh same as the scottish league
Bommie: even ronaldo scored only 1 against MU
Nathan-Cultof: ronaldo is pure class
Bommie: and we know MU sucks at defending
Nathan-Cultof bought Fivesal Boss a box of Tissues
Bommie: barcelona comes to CL super fresh from low difficulty league matches
Fivesal Boss left the table.
Bommie: compared to chelsea,Mu, liverpool and arsenal
Bommie: they all come to Cl after tough league matches
Bommie left the table.
Bommie joins the table.

Friday, July 6, 2012


Celine joins the table.
Tigz joins the table.
Helen joins the table.
Dan joins the table.
12:53 PM
Dan: gl all
Tigz: ty u2
Celine: shut up
Kunal joins the table.
Helen: ty u 2
Dan: go to bed
Tigz bought Helen a cup of Coffee
Socorro joins the table.
Helen: looks lke she just woke up
Tigz bought Jenny a cup of Coffee
Helen: tyt
Jenny: tq..
Celine: shut up helen, u whor e
Tigz: npz
Helen: wat a pottymouth
Dan: celine are you a crack add
Celine: ur the pothead slu t here
Helen: have a nice ay
Helen: nh t
Celine: apparently ur face never had a nice day, Helen
Jenny bought Tigz a glass of Chateau Z
Helen: talk s h it yu look like it
Dan: did you think of that nall by your self
Helen: loser
Tigz: ding ding 2nds out round 2 :P
Kunal left the table.
Helen: ok sorry to veryone but that thing
Celine: only 1 person would ever say ur prettier than me and that is urself lol
Helen: ok
Celine: what an old hag
Dan: my dogs preeter than you and hes drad
Wilmar left the table.
12:58 PM
Helen: nh
Celine: tell that to my 5 bfs
Tigz: 5......
Celine: apparently dan ur mentally retarded
Dan: you mean pimp
Helen: an whos the ***** guss u showe us
Celine: sorry dan,i know u never get laid so dont drag me into thus
Helen: oh u give it awaythat a s lut
Celine: i know u only pay for sex
Helen: he pays u gieit lol
Celine: and helen is ur regular who re
Helen: nh
Dan: yheres not enough beer to get me in bed with you
Celine: they say only sh!t loves sh!t and that goes for you two
Celine: granny helen and virgin dan
Helen: top all
Socorro left the table.
Celine: helen's cheering for her regular customer
01:03 PM
Celine: hahahaha
Helen left the table.
Celine: take that
Tigz: poker any1 lol
Celine: shut up who re
Tigz: do what i want who the hell r u
Celine: of coz no1 gonna ask u to stop sh!tting 
Dan: celine act your age3 not your i/q
Celine: u can also continue eating ur sh!t
Tigz: no1s asking you either
Tigz: well said
Celine: dan wake me up whne you ever ge laid ok
Celine: u retarded hippie
01:09 PM
Dan: if you was the ast fem alive id die
Celine: and tigz stop sucking dan's co ck
Tigz: gotta love the mute buttone :D
Celine: i'll die first becoz your too stupid
Tigz: youll die of aids more like
Dan: hay tigz 
Tigz: wat
Celine: u'll die coz u drink too much men's semen, tigz
Celine: dan and tigz getting it on 
Celine: woooo
Dan: bitc h please shut up
Celine: ur mum need to shut her hole 1st from producing degenerates like u
Tigz: just mute her 
Dan: thanks for got about that
Tigz: npz ...
Dan: gg
Dan left the table.

Sunday, June 24, 2012


05:17 PM
Adele: tnks lol
05:20 PM
Adele: went to bring Paige's lil puppy back today but ended up staying longer at mums
Celine: ur mum's a ho
Adele: and your earrings
Sheona: she asked me today if i had it cause i bought the bag back
Adele: like you
Sheona: she's not missing it
05:28 PM
Sheona: VNH
Susanne: vvnh
Adele: needed it
Adele: G1
Celine: adele thinks she's the ADELE
Sheona: thanks needed that
Adele: grow up little girl
Sheona: my thoughts exactly
Adele: lol
Celine: closest thing you'll ever get to resembling Adele is her  weight
Adele: blah blah blah
Adele: think i can hear a dog barking
Celine: jz because ur mom's a ho doesn't mean you can be shag a dog
Adele: hahaha ok
Adele: your eyes are wonky
Celine: best $10000 i'm prettier than u
Adele: probably why you sound a bit fkd in the head
Celine: u sound like an ugly gurl
Adele: and you sound like a kid brain
Celine: ugly and fat
Adele: yep exactly
Sheona: with the filth thats coming out of your mouth celine, your every guys fantasy...not
Adele: i might be YOUR mum
05:33 PM
Celine: u and ur donuts and burgers LOL
Adele: yeah your not funny at all
Celine: well Sheona, it's better than being filth itself 
Adele: what ever
Celine: sheona ur old
Celine: old gurls club
Sheona: celine you need to grow up 
Adele: go away little skanky wonky eyed kid brain
Celine: i dun wanna grow old like i
Adele: needs to go back to school to learn how to spell and make sense
Celine: yeah, better be young 
Celine: than old+ugly+grumpy
Adele: you think you pretty Celine?
Celine: prettier than u
Celine: and sheona
Adele: hahahaha my last crap looked better than you
Celine: wanna bet $100000?
Adele: my dogs last crap looked better than you
Sheona: oh my your so tough with words celine, what r u like in the real world
Adele: like you have that sort of money
Celine: we'll ask 10 boys, who's prettier i'll give you $100000 if even 1 says you are prettier
Sheona: you are so juvenile get a life
05:39 PM
Celine: old gurls ganging up whooo
Sheona: no one said we were old
Celine: that's the epitome of denial... weeee
Adele: damn c ya 
Celine: hahahha
Celine: npoob


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11:33 AM
Lyle: caribou  jeff?
Jeff: No...Elk
Lyle: couldnt tell, good htere
Lyle: there*
Lyle: eating
Jeff: ty, he is from last season
Jeff: steaks tomorrow
Lyle: tasty meat
Jeff: yes it is
Lyle: yumm...can u say airmail...lol
Jeff: very lean...good for you
Lyle: yep
Lyle: yeah I eat alot of venison
Jeff: venison is good, but not as good as Elk
Lyle: I agree
Jeff: i got both last season
Lyle:  used to eat elk when I lived in idaho
11:39 AM
Jeff: where...that is where I'm from
Lyle: born in twin, lived in I.F. many years
Jeff: I'm just outside Boise
Lyle: nice area up there
Jeff: It is, but I want to move into the mts
Lyle: don't blame you 
Jeff: less people and no headaches
Lyle: Idaho sure has gotten populated
Jeff: where are you now
Lyle: north carolina
Jeff: never been there, heard its nice
Lyle: it's okay
Lyle: met my wife here and..................lol
Jeff: that should make it ok then
Beverly: And I kept him here......Hey I'm the wife. lol
11:44 AM
Lyle: it does,,,miss the hunting and fishing though
Jeff: nice to meet Beverly
Lyle: lol
Celine: ur wife's a ho
Jeff: thats not nice Celine
Beverly: Do not be ignorant
Rebekah: wow, coming from a teenage tramp, so sad, don't listen
Celine: lol
Rebekah: jkkkkkkkkkkk
Lyle: yeah skank
Celine: u wont be mad if she's not
Celine: obviously she is
Lyle: be nice.........
Beverly: These rooms can be so childish
Celine: ok she's not, she's just a lil ****ty
Rebekah: it's easy to talk **** over the internet
Celine: s l u t
Rebekah: it's easy to talk smack when your on the internet
Jeff: why so angry Celine
Celine: even easier to be a ho
Rebekah: I guess C should know
Rebekah: her name starts with the letter C, as in u know what...
Celine: men are stupid enuff to give money for a lil kiss
Jeff: I won't go there
Lyle: lol
Celine: men like lyle
Celine: are the epitome of stupidness
Jeff: sounds like you've been hurt....sorry
Lyle: wow.......grow up
11:49 AM
Celine: lyle u need to grow out of ur di ck and realize that she is a who
Jeff: theres no call for that
Lyle: yeah really try 2 be nice
Celine: ok i'll be quiet
Beverly: What makes people act the way c is acting.
Celine: i'm juz doing u a favor 
Lyle: where in the mnts. would you go jeff?
Jeff: not sure really, up North
Celine: we have lebos like rebekah here who dont want to hear heterosexual talks sooo
Lyle: challis area is nice
Rebekah: lol, it my sister 
Celine: incest+****sex is ur fac aint it
Jeff: Thats true, and Salmon. But I may go up to the CDA area

Wednesday, June 13, 2012


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02:41 AM
Lisbeth: hey sean
Sean: hey 
Lisbeth: just love your pic
Sean: lol thanks
Sean: when u posting a new pic ? 
Lisbeth: think I should?
Sean: yea y not 
Lisbeth: I'll see what I can do
Lisbeth: :p
Sean: lol 
Celine: shut up and play
Lisbeth: Celine is probably menstruating
Celine: yeah but u are aging
Lisbeth: and proud of it
Celine: yeah and also old
Lisbeth: I know, child
02:46 AM
Celine: yeah u know ur old and crroked
Sean: nh carol 
Lisbeth: Aren't you sweet
Celine: arent you old
Lisbeth: I thought we'd established that already
Celine: yeah but we havent about you being an idiot yet
Lisbeth: Is that the best you can do?
Lisbeth: Thinking?
Celine: err should y whould i do the best for u again?
Sean: any1 from the usa
Lisbeth: You're even younger than I thought
Celine: FYI, young ppl do think unlike old, useless women
Lisbeth: Do your parents know that your playing this game?
Celine: the real question is why does an old woman like you playing this game?
Lisbeth: Thanks sean
02:51 AM
Celine: she needs it for the wrinkles
Celine: old and angry
Celine: bye
02:57 AM
Sean: carol ? 
Sean: where u from celine 
Celine: dont start
Sean: your english is very good 
Sean: where did u learn 
Celine: from a jamaican hippie
Sean: your disgusting 
Celine: yeah that's why guys line up to be my bf?
Sean: cuz they payin u
03:03 AM
Celine: not all boys are like you, dude
Celine: paying *****s