Monday, April 22, 2013


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Liv joins the table.
10:31 AM
Cindy: little bit if a chip bully there
A's bought you a bottle of poison.
A's: haha
Liv: zzzzzz
Liv: lame
A's: yes you are
Liv: dont be too serious
Cindy: don't be such a B i t c h 
A's: sorry but i like to play po0ker, NOT bingo...and no, i'm NOT sorry
Liv: haha
Liv: why cant i raise with pairs?
Liv: u know how i got these scars?
Liv: j10 call?
A's: lol
Liv: bongooo
Cindy joins the table.
Liv: bingo player cindy]
Liv: j10 call what a bingo
Cindy: f u c k u Liv
Liv: hahahahhahahahha
Cindy: u r a do uche
Liv: learn poker
Liv: j10 all in?
Liv: go to poker kindergarten and learn from A's
10:36 AM
A's: erm, you have lost over 450 MILLION, don't think you play too well Liv
Liv: she's the poker pro here
Cindy: r u talking to urself
Liv: errr
Marvin: lucky
Liv: err i sold it not lost it
A's: REALLY
A's: Copy paste and report to zynga, end of you lol
Liv: then how did u lose ur 78 m?
Liv: go ahead
Liv: i have lots of accounts
A's: Playing bingo with thick bi tches like you
Liv: good luck tracing em all
Liv: yeah
A's: They just shut you down
Liv: at least i got money from it
Liv: what do u get?
Liv: respect?
Liv: LOL
Liv: go ahead
A's: thank god for the mute button, you are beyond boring me
Liv: u think i am scared or losing 6.7M poker chips
You bought A's a box of Tissues.

Thursday, March 21, 2013



Bommie joins the table.
Riesky left the table.
Richa joins the table.
Danny joins the table.
Zoul Fitri left the table.
Lion joins the table.
Danny bought you a Donkey.
10:00 PM
Danny: you going to bluff every hand
You bought Danny a Joker.
Danny: our a fukin idiot
You bought Danny a box of Tissues.
Danny: D-BAG
Bommie: ur mom is a
Danny: BINGO ISON THE NEXT TABLE....IDIOT
Bommie: u hhave no balls just admit it
Danny: HHAHYOUR ALLS ARE BIGGER THEN MINE
Richa joins the table.
Bommie: and ur brain is smaller than grain
Danny: GROW UP,,,CHILD
Bommie: ur a grown up and play facebook games
Bommie: get to work knob
Danny: HAHAH AND YOU ARE A CHILD
Danny: CANT EVENSEND U A DRINK
Bommie: get off ur mom's pension
Danny: DOES MOM KNOW YOUR UP THIS LATE
Bommie: and start making some minimum wage
Danny: HAHAHAHAH YOU KNOW OTHING...IDIOT
Bommie: r u stupid enuff to think that everyopne's in the same time zone
Bommie: i know ur a crybaby
Danny: AND YOUR A C UNT
Bommie: and ur mom is one
Danny bought you a box of Tissues.
Bommie: wahahahha
You bought Danny a fresh fish.
Danny: DO U THINK YOUR COMMENTS BOTHER M
Bommie: look who's bingoing
Bommie: hahahahhahah
Bommie: woooooo
10:05 PM
Danny: HAD 99 IDIOT
Danny: YOU BINGOEVERY HAND
Bommie: if my comments doesnt bother u, y r u replying?
Bommie: 99 strong?
Bommie: learn poker
Danny: COS YOUA CU NT
Danny left the table.
Bommie: and u had sex with ur mom last night

Monday, February 25, 2013

Troll Football impersonator


Bommie joins the table.
02:30 AM
Nathan-Cultof: good fold had 333
Nathan-Cultof bought Fivesal Boss a box of Tissues
Michael: wish we had jose back
Nathan-Cultof: united are getting ronaldo back aparently for 65m and nani
Nathan-Cultof: or 40m and anderson and cleverly
Michael: som player m8
Bommie: benitez best manager ever
Nathan-Cultof: imagine rooney van persie and ronaldo as attack 3 with valencia young and nick powel in midfield vidic rio raf evra and de gea
Nathan-Cultof: mental side
Michael: a no
Nathan-Cultof: where ya from bud
Michael: belfast
Michael: u?
Bommie: i am torres fan
Nathan-Cultof: manchester
Nathan-Cultof: bommie you wana bed torres :P
Bommie: best player ever
Nathan-Cultof: tbh i like lukaku better than torres
Michael: bin to trafford 6 times
Bommie: and they give messi ballon d or
Nathan-Cultof: nice were expanding next year
Nathan-Cultof: yo dsean dogg
Michael: we cant..no room
Bommie: torres won CL, euro and fa cup
Nathan-Cultof: down 73m mate
Bommie: messi won spanish cup
Michael: useless cnt
Bommie: watcrap
Nathan-Cultof: bommie alex fegurson has won more than any player :D
02:35 AM
Michael: true
Bommie: but he's a manager
Bommie: torres won all in 1 year
Nathan-Cultof: but still you cant say tores is the best when he is sh it lol
Bommie: how is messi best player
Bommie: i saw him score against MU
Nathan-Cultof: messi 64-70 goals a season torres miss of the season simple as
Bommie: he dribbled de gea like a *****
Nathan-Cultof: and missed
Nathan-Cultof: a open net
Bommie: how is that not the ballon d or rite there
Michael: true
Nathan-Cultof: dont get me wrong torres on his day is amazing
Bommie: this football world is unfair i wish my torres gets the credit he deserves
Nathan-Cultof: but chelsea dont play him to his ability
Nathan-Cultof: liverpool did
Bommie: torres is the best he can head balls during corners
Nathan-Cultof: yeah so do most players
Bommie: best striker+defender
Nathan-Cultof: thats why the yscore headers
Bommie: u eva see messi head the ball to defend
Nathan-Cultof: yeah against manchester united chapions lkeague final
Nathan-Cultof: headed it from his box went up over end and scored
Bommie: he only heads it in the MU net during CL final
Nathan-Cultof: and he headed the clearance the made the counter attack
Nathan-Cultof: i was at the game
Bommie: ok dats it enuff with football
Nathan-Cultof: was watching how amazign barcelona are
Nathan-Cultof: and accepting that i was watching pure class
Bommie: u cant be srious
Nathan-Cultof: barcelona are the best team in the world
Bommie: they pass 1000x and 1 shot
Nathan-Cultof: but score 3-5 goals per game be serious
02:40 AM
Bommie: but their opponents are weak in la liga
Nathan-Cultof: he bluffs and looses al ltime lol
Nathan-Cultof: agree
Bommie: onlky real madrid
Nathan-Cultof: la liga is a rubbish league
Nathan-Cultof: its teh same as the scottish league
Bommie: even ronaldo scored only 1 against MU
Nathan-Cultof: ronaldo is pure class
Bommie: and we know MU sucks at defending
Nathan-Cultof bought Fivesal Boss a box of Tissues
Bommie: barcelona comes to CL super fresh from low difficulty league matches
Fivesal Boss left the table.
Bommie: compared to chelsea,Mu, liverpool and arsenal
Bommie: they all come to Cl after tough league matches
Bommie left the table.
Bommie joins the table.

Friday, July 6, 2012


Celine joins the table.
Tigz joins the table.
Helen joins the table.
Dan joins the table.
12:53 PM
Dan: gl all
Tigz: ty u2
Celine: shut up
Kunal joins the table.
Helen: ty u 2
Dan: go to bed
Tigz bought Helen a cup of Coffee
Socorro joins the table.
Helen: looks lke she just woke up
Tigz bought Jenny a cup of Coffee
Helen: tyt
Jenny: tq..
Celine: shut up helen, u whor e
Tigz: npz
Helen: wat a pottymouth
Dan: celine are you a crack add
Celine: ur the pothead slu t here
Helen: have a nice ay
Helen: nh t
Celine: apparently ur face never had a nice day, Helen
Jenny bought Tigz a glass of Chateau Z
Helen: talk s h it yu look like it
Dan: did you think of that nall by your self
Helen: loser
Tigz: ding ding 2nds out round 2 :P
Kunal left the table.
Helen: ok sorry to veryone but that thing
Celine: only 1 person would ever say ur prettier than me and that is urself lol
Helen: ok
Celine: what an old hag
Dan: my dogs preeter than you and hes drad
Wilmar left the table.
12:58 PM
Helen: nh
Celine: tell that to my 5 bfs
Tigz: 5......
Celine: apparently dan ur mentally retarded
Dan: you mean pimp
Helen: an whos the ***** guss u showe us
Celine: sorry dan,i know u never get laid so dont drag me into thus
Helen: oh u give it awaythat a s lut
Celine: i know u only pay for sex
Helen: he pays u gieit lol
Celine: and helen is ur regular who re
Helen: nh
Dan: yheres not enough beer to get me in bed with you
Celine: they say only sh!t loves sh!t and that goes for you two
Celine: granny helen and virgin dan
Helen: top all
Socorro left the table.
Celine: helen's cheering for her regular customer
01:03 PM
Celine: hahahaha
Helen left the table.
Celine: take that
Tigz: poker any1 lol
Celine: shut up who re
Tigz: do what i want who the hell r u
Celine: of coz no1 gonna ask u to stop sh!tting 
Dan: celine act your age3 not your i/q
Celine: u can also continue eating ur sh!t
Tigz: no1s asking you either
Tigz: well said
Celine: dan wake me up whne you ever ge laid ok
Celine: u retarded hippie
01:09 PM
Dan: if you was the ast fem alive id die
Celine: and tigz stop sucking dan's co ck
Tigz: gotta love the mute buttone :D
Celine: i'll die first becoz your too stupid
Tigz: youll die of aids more like
Dan: hay tigz 
Tigz: wat
Celine: u'll die coz u drink too much men's semen, tigz
Celine: dan and tigz getting it on 
Celine: woooo
Dan: bitc h please shut up
Celine: ur mum need to shut her hole 1st from producing degenerates like u
Tigz: just mute her 
Dan: thanks for got about that
Tigz: npz ...
Dan: gg
Dan left the table.

Sunday, June 24, 2012


05:17 PM
Adele: tnks lol
05:20 PM
Adele: went to bring Paige's lil puppy back today but ended up staying longer at mums
Celine: ur mum's a ho
Adele: and your earrings
Sheona: she asked me today if i had it cause i bought the bag back
Adele: like you
Sheona: she's not missing it
05:28 PM
Sheona: VNH
Susanne: vvnh
Adele: needed it
Adele: G1
Celine: adele thinks she's the ADELE
Sheona: thanks needed that
Adele: grow up little girl
Sheona: my thoughts exactly
Adele: lol
Celine: closest thing you'll ever get to resembling Adele is her  weight
Adele: blah blah blah
Adele: think i can hear a dog barking
Celine: jz because ur mom's a ho doesn't mean you can be shag a dog
Adele: hahaha ok
Adele: your eyes are wonky
Celine: best $10000 i'm prettier than u
Adele: probably why you sound a bit fkd in the head
Celine: u sound like an ugly gurl
Adele: and you sound like a kid brain
Celine: ugly and fat
Adele: yep exactly
Sheona: with the filth thats coming out of your mouth celine, your every guys fantasy...not
Adele: i might be YOUR mum
05:33 PM
Celine: u and ur donuts and burgers LOL
Adele: yeah your not funny at all
Celine: well Sheona, it's better than being filth itself 
Adele: what ever
Celine: sheona ur old
Celine: old gurls club
Sheona: celine you need to grow up 
Adele: go away little skanky wonky eyed kid brain
Celine: i dun wanna grow old like i
Adele: needs to go back to school to learn how to spell and make sense
Celine: yeah, better be young 
Celine: than old+ugly+grumpy
Adele: you think you pretty Celine?
Celine: prettier than u
Celine: and sheona
Adele: hahahaha my last crap looked better than you
Celine: wanna bet $100000?
Adele: my dogs last crap looked better than you
Sheona: oh my your so tough with words celine, what r u like in the real world
Adele: like you have that sort of money
Celine: we'll ask 10 boys, who's prettier i'll give you $100000 if even 1 says you are prettier
Sheona: you are so juvenile get a life
05:39 PM
Celine: old gurls ganging up whooo
Sheona: no one said we were old
Celine: that's the epitome of denial... weeee
Adele: damn c ya 
Celine: hahahha
Celine: npoob


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11:33 AM
Lyle: caribou  jeff?
Jeff: No...Elk
Lyle: couldnt tell, good htere
Lyle: there*
Lyle: eating
Jeff: ty, he is from last season
Jeff: steaks tomorrow
Lyle: tasty meat
Jeff: yes it is
Lyle: yumm...can u say airmail...lol
Jeff: very lean...good for you
Lyle: yep
Lyle: yeah I eat alot of venison
Jeff: venison is good, but not as good as Elk
Lyle: I agree
Jeff: i got both last season
Lyle:  used to eat elk when I lived in idaho
11:39 AM
Jeff: where...that is where I'm from
Lyle: born in twin, lived in I.F. many years
Jeff: I'm just outside Boise
Lyle: nice area up there
Jeff: It is, but I want to move into the mts
Lyle: don't blame you 
Jeff: less people and no headaches
Lyle: Idaho sure has gotten populated
Jeff: where are you now
Lyle: north carolina
Jeff: never been there, heard its nice
Lyle: it's okay
Lyle: met my wife here and..................lol
Jeff: that should make it ok then
Beverly: And I kept him here......Hey I'm the wife. lol
11:44 AM
Lyle: it does,,,miss the hunting and fishing though
Jeff: nice to meet Beverly
Lyle: lol
Celine: ur wife's a ho
Jeff: thats not nice Celine
Beverly: Do not be ignorant
Rebekah: wow, coming from a teenage tramp, so sad, don't listen
Celine: lol
Rebekah: jkkkkkkkkkkk
Lyle: yeah skank
Celine: u wont be mad if she's not
Celine: obviously she is
Lyle: be nice.........
Beverly: These rooms can be so childish
Celine: ok she's not, she's just a lil ****ty
Rebekah: it's easy to talk **** over the internet
Celine: s l u t
Rebekah: it's easy to talk smack when your on the internet
Jeff: why so angry Celine
Celine: even easier to be a ho
Rebekah: I guess C should know
Rebekah: her name starts with the letter C, as in u know what...
Celine: men are stupid enuff to give money for a lil kiss
Jeff: I won't go there
Lyle: lol
Celine: men like lyle
Celine: are the epitome of stupidness
Jeff: sounds like you've been hurt....sorry
Lyle: wow.......grow up
11:49 AM
Celine: lyle u need to grow out of ur di ck and realize that she is a who
Jeff: theres no call for that
Lyle: yeah really try 2 be nice
Celine: ok i'll be quiet
Beverly: What makes people act the way c is acting.
Celine: i'm juz doing u a favor 
Lyle: where in the mnts. would you go jeff?
Jeff: not sure really, up North
Celine: we have lebos like rebekah here who dont want to hear heterosexual talks sooo
Lyle: challis area is nice
Rebekah: lol, it my sister 
Celine: incest+****sex is ur fac aint it
Jeff: Thats true, and Salmon. But I may go up to the CDA area

Wednesday, June 13, 2012


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02:41 AM
Lisbeth: hey sean
Sean: hey 
Lisbeth: just love your pic
Sean: lol thanks
Sean: when u posting a new pic ? 
Lisbeth: think I should?
Sean: yea y not 
Lisbeth: I'll see what I can do
Lisbeth: :p
Sean: lol 
Celine: shut up and play
Lisbeth: Celine is probably menstruating
Celine: yeah but u are aging
Lisbeth: and proud of it
Celine: yeah and also old
Lisbeth: I know, child
02:46 AM
Celine: yeah u know ur old and crroked
Sean: nh carol 
Lisbeth: Aren't you sweet
Celine: arent you old
Lisbeth: I thought we'd established that already
Celine: yeah but we havent about you being an idiot yet
Lisbeth: Is that the best you can do?
Lisbeth: Thinking?
Celine: err should y whould i do the best for u again?
Sean: any1 from the usa
Lisbeth: You're even younger than I thought
Celine: FYI, young ppl do think unlike old, useless women
Lisbeth: Do your parents know that your playing this game?
Celine: the real question is why does an old woman like you playing this game?
Lisbeth: Thanks sean
02:51 AM
Celine: she needs it for the wrinkles
Celine: old and angry
Celine: bye
02:57 AM
Sean: carol ? 
Sean: where u from celine 
Celine: dont start
Sean: your english is very good 
Sean: where did u learn 
Celine: from a jamaican hippie
Sean: your disgusting 
Celine: yeah that's why guys line up to be my bf?
Sean: cuz they payin u
03:03 AM
Celine: not all boys are like you, dude
Celine: paying *****s 

Friday, May 18, 2012


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Bommie joins the table.
kerapu left the table.
12:05 PM
Bruce: nh
Rob: cheers
You bought Bruce a box of Tissues.
Bommie: nh
Bruce left the table.
Cindi left the table.
Chad left the table.
12:11 PM
Rob: lol
You bought Mike a box of Tissues.
Mike left the table.
Rob: are you a black widow Bommie???
Rob: :)
Bommie: i'm ur black mom
Rob: aw nice :)
Anderson left the table.
Bommie: str8 flush
Bommie: unless u have a
Bommie: NOT
You bought Rob a box of Tissues.
12:16 PM
Rob: oh dear
Bommie: ty for doubling him
Bommie: makes the game longer
Rob: tissues for what???
Bommie: to lessen ur sorrow
Rob: thought they were for  my load :P
Bommie: that's wfor the hoe beside u
Rob: no hoe here ha
Bommie: yup 2 in fact and it's in ur pic
Rob: 2????
Bommie: can't count, dummie?
12:22 PM
Rob: no i can just dont know what the f uck your  on about because your english is terrible
Bommie: ur english's worse
Rob: oh no its not
Bommie: yes it is
Rob: brutal
Bommie: ur hoe's brutal
Rob: hoe???
Bommie: brutal?
Rob: block  :)
Bommie: sock
You bought Rob a box of Tissues.
Rob: ouch
Rob: nice
12:27 PM
Rob: use them  to wipe away the jizz
Bommie: u mean the horse jizz on ur face
Rob: no on yours
Bommie: no on urs
Bommie: ohh wait just remembered ur mom's a horse
Rob: my bighorse **** jizz in your dirty mouth
Bommie: no way
Bommie: i am miles away from ur mom
Rob: your a dirty b itch though
Bommie: bye2 horse
Bommie: ooohh not yet lol
Bommie: the horse is strong in this one
Bommie: ty horse
Arthur left the table.
Bommie: weeee
12:32 PM
Bommie: weeee
Bommie: n1
Rob: ...
Bommie: but i still outchip u
Bommie: very good horse
You bought Rob a Donkey.
Bommie left the table.
Rob left the table.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

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02:46 PM
Mike: ok hun i was gonna stand but i wasnt sure if u were already here
Bommie: shut up mike
Mike: FUK U,U FUKING quee r
Bommie: shut up gay boy
Earl: ouch
Jenny: lol
Bommie: john cena worshipper mike
Mike: u fukn jap ill cut ur head off and play soccer with it
Bommie: but u like to play swords with john cena
Earl: i like bonnie
Bommie: play with meat swords
Earl: bye
Bommie: haha mike mikey
Mike: not yet bit ch
Bommie: what a gay
Mike: u all wouldnt say that in person to me cuz ur all pu ssys
Bommie: coz ur gay
Mike: hahaha fa ggot
Mike: thx hun
Bommie: we are scared u might do a gay show in front of us if we insult u in person
Bommie: bye2 mike
Bommie: bye2
Bommie: weeeeee
Earl: mike you have a profile pic on what seems to be sitting coach on an airplane?? no??
Bommie: thx hun
Mike: bye nasty bit ch
02:51 PM
Earl: lol
Bommie: jenny
Jenny: ?
Ge: jenny
Bommie: r u anice girl?
Ge: i love u jenny
Jenny: lol depend for what
Bommie: coz if ur not nice, ur fat
Jenny: run forest ruuunn
Jenny: wooooow
Ge: ???
Jenny: u said i love u jenny
Bommie: yes, jenny u need to run
Bommie: to burn the loads
Jenny: what the hell are you mad to everybody
Bommie: nope i am saving the world
Jenny: are you asian
Bommie: making sure no fat deposits are deposited in this world
Bommie: no i am thin
Jenny: though you were one of them
Earl: bommie your not mad at me are you/ lol
Bommie: lol
02:56 PM
Bommie: fat girl
Earl: i make jen
Earl: go bye bye
Bommie: so crazy
Earl: nh love
Jenny: BUmmer is mad
Earl: jen you cant take whats GIVEN lol
Jenny: true
Bommie: jenny is a piggy
Bommie: chubby jenny sat on a wall,
Jenny: you are a mistake of your parents
Bommie: chubby jenny had a big fall
Bommie: ooppps wrong, the thing that fell is the wall
Jenny: get a life
Bommie: get a diet
Jenny: eat your too skinny no one would like to bang a chick like you
Bommie: opps is there a fat model ot there?
03:02 PM
Jenny: w/e
Bommie: whateva makes u fat
Earl: i like thin butts and i can not lie... lol
Bommie: jenny is 'thin'
Bommie: as thin as a cow'
Earl: i like her sprite
Earl: get it sprite
Jenny: earl do you like Bommie
Bommie: jenny do u like me?
Earl: my sister in law yes i like her why?
Earl: fam 1st babe
Jenny: just asking because you added a person that she is *****in at
Bommie: jenny the gym is where u should add ur name
03:07 PM
Jenny: F uck you
Earl: ouch be nice ladies
Bommie: jenny adele is ur idol?
Bommie: coz u have something in common and it's not her voice
Jenny: Wow you dont have anything better to say
Bommie: it's best that u have a diet
Bommie: ok go to the gyn
Bommie: gym
Jenny left the table

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

The Vamos-ing Asspicker Effect


You know when u always lose, you probably develop a symptom most probably be diagnosed as having a disease called uselosser-ism (useless+loser+ism). So, recently I embarked in an event called Brooks Half Marathon 2012 which altho I was initially 'very eager' to participate due to the fun-filled experiences of past events that I precipitated (err this is chemical term.. typo alert).

When Masta Obi-Wan (my fren who is the ascendent masta of Masta Yoda (founder of Kluang Slow Runners) in running.. LOL) asked me to make the leap from 10km to 21km with the encouragement that the cutoff time is 'just 4 hours'. Since I had 2 months, I thought,'why not?'.

Well, why not I will be able to train enuff to be confidently striding along the 21km course and finish it with glory? But after 1 month, it's more like, ' why not I become lazy to train becoz still have 1 month?'... ><'. Ok 1 month left to go, I thought why not in 1month I train enuff to be confidently striding along the 21km course and finish it with glory? (cut-paste from above). But after 3 weeks, it became more like 'what the f*** did I do in 3 weeks to prepare my self for this?'

So left 1 week, still I am too lazy, and it rained all the time coupled with me waking up late to train, I ended up going there with probably 5 training sessions in 3 weeks and none for the last 7 days.

So, I start to feel anxious and feel nervous that I will be a DNF-ian (did not finish idiot who probably should have taken 5km instead of 21km) for this race. Altho' there's really nothing much at stake. I am not LCW (Lee Chong Wei), I dont need to win this to get a gold medal for my country, I am just a LCW (Loser CoW). It's just the Rm65 paid for the entry fee and other costs will be a waste if I don't use this opportunity to gain some confidence and pride to face life.

Ok, so we arrived late to the event becoz everyone woke on time but did not start the engine to Bukit Jalil. So, me, Masta Obi, fellow jedi Slay started running. We were all late for about 30 minutes and no one was in front of us. There was 1 person behind us and it was our friend Piccolo from Dragon Ball who used weights on his leg to train and skipped past us like a space shuttle and was never seen again .

So there I was, running not only with no confidence but also the heavy thought that so many ppl are in front of me. After 7 km, me and jedi Slay stopped to pray Subuh and after that jedi Slay disappeared in front of me. and I saw runners going down the slope the opposite direction. I was so Last... I thought about just walking the last 14km and my legs were feeling heavy.

But then suddenly, one Apek who was the track people making sure ppl follow the right route shouted at me, 'Come on, don't walk, run boy run'. So I just ran coz I was embarrassed that I was walking in this running event and suddenly, I felt that my legs were not tired and it is all just the main enemy which was 'THE WALL' that Masta Yoda has warned me all this time.

So suddenly I thought of tennis player Rafael Nadal, the guy is not as talented as Roger Federer but what he says is that ' I always believe in one more ball, 1 more ball until the match is over'. So I just talked to myself, 'Overtake 1 more person, 1 more person'. My goal was just to overtake 1 person in front of me altho the person overtook me again when I walked.

To my surprise, I managed to see jedi Slay again who I didn't see for 30 minutes and altho in the end he finished half a stadium lap in front of me, I feel very thankful that I found the Asspicker inside of me.

VAMOSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, February 27, 2012

another short trolling episode

eter: man i hate bingo players
Ramzi: i hate coward players
Peter: who u calling a coward
Ramzi: u
Davide: nh
Pitu: tyx
Peter: well guess what
Ramzi: i guess ur an idiot
Peter: no fck you
Ramzi: ur old, face it
Ramzi: hahahahhahha
Ramzi: in ur face
Peter: *****

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

episode 3

Liv: report ****ation transfer chips hala to rahul
Rahul: means
sandhya: hey jan..
Liv: hala reported and you too
Liv: transfer chips
Liv: 2morrow ur chips gone
Hala: ok
Liv: bye2 chips
Rahul: i will lose all my chips today only
Rahul: haha
Liv: good
Rahul: nd i don't care for this little game chips
Liv: if u dont care u wont say u dont care
Liv: obviously u do
Rahul: also i have many in my rest id
Rahul: think wat u like
Liv: ya and i have a spaceship
Rahul: nd please etop irritating me
Rahul: @stop
Liv: say what u want
Hala: fuc you all
Liv: and i'll think what i like
Liv: clap2 but 2morrow ur chips gone
Rahul: soo think urself coz we al r not interested inur speaking
07:45 PM
Liv: rly if ur not interested u wont say it
Rahul: nd ya i have also reported
Liv: for?
Rahul: haha
Rahul: kids
Hala: nh
Liv: transfer again
Liv: reported
Rahul: try ur luck next day
Rahul: go from here
Liv: bye2 chips rahul
Rahul: hala and liv
Rahul: u to fake profile
Liv: transfer chips is most serious offence
Rahul: shut up
Liv: fake profile u have no evidence
Rahul: wait for tmmrw
Liv: yeah wait tomorrow ur chips gone
Liv: bye2 chips
Rahul: as i have reported both of u
Liv: but u have more serious offence
Liv: reported again rahul
Liv: ur not having any chips tomorrow
Rahul: keeping doing dat kid nd njoy
Liv: better be a kid than an indian
Rahul: see wat a indian can do
Liv: useless victory
Liv: the chips will be gone
Rahul: **** off
07:50 PM
Liv: they can win and lose chips tomorrow
Liv: indian most dirty
Rahul: ya dats why u all r coming to see us
Liv: no one wants to see u
Liv: ty for chips
Jennie: nh liv
Liv: ty u too
Jennie: ty

Friday, December 9, 2011

episode 2

07:32 AM
Ramzi: nh
Ramzi: vnh
Ramzi: vvnh
Jennifer: whats ur prob?
Ramzi: vnh
Ramzi: coz u vnh sum1 who beat me
Ramzi: u were rooting for ppl who beat me
Ramzi: so take some of that
Jennifer: because ur a jerk
Ramzi: u mean because u cant outplay me im a jerk?
Jennifer: lol 50m loser
Ramzi: can get it back easy
Ramzi: see how easy i beat u
Ramzi: donks like u
Jennifer: u got lucky
Ramzi: i was the favourite
Jennifer: oh im hurt jack ass
Ramzi: u dunno anything
Ramzi: if ur not, u wont be calling me jackass
Ramzi: obv u are
Ramzi: donk
Ramzi: see in higher tables one of these days see how easy i take ur chips
Jennifer: like some one took urs lmao
Ramzi: yeah
Jennifer: hahahaha
Ramzi: hahahha
Jennifer: u cant afford to buy crap
Ramzi: it'll beeasy
07:37 AM
Ramzi: i can afford to take urs tho
Jennifer: what an arse hole
Ramzi: what a donk
Jennifer: hope u lose every thing
Ramzi: hope u win nothing
Ramzi: already reported u
Ramzi: for calling me arse
Jennifer: hahaha
Ramzi: r chips gone tomorrow
Ramzi: hahahaha
Jennifer: fkn cry baby too
Ramzi: yeah baby
Ramzi: bye2 chips
Ramzi: wohhoooo
Ramzi: tomorrow chips:0
Ramzi: i trapped u to insult me
Jennifer: chicken ****
Ramzi: now i reported u
Ramzi: LOL
Ramzi: bye2 20M

TROLLING ACTIVITY episode 1

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Friday, July 30, 2010

Good Vs Evil

I realized that during the day when my mind is occupied by more rationale stuff, I am in my normal mode and then when night comes and my eternal loneliness will creep in (this loneliness is largely due to the fact that I do not have anyone who is truly in my orbit and only God knows what position i'm in), that is when the evil side appears.

yes, the side that hungers for lust, gluttony, envy and pride. Yes. This dark side shows up and i become a totally different person.

it's battling, these two sides, and I really hope the good, rationale side will eventually win...

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Evil Side

After awhile i realized this chinese girl is turning me deeper deeper into a very dark me.. My values are basically whitewashed by this smiling sorceress...

Her smile, fair skin, engaging eyes are blinding me from reality so much that I feel like I am Alice in Wonderland when I am around her.. Logic and proportion are brutally diminished..

And I am caught in these whirl of lust and infatuation...

I finally see the ugliness of this fantasy after all.... If u live in a fragile world that you instinctively know will eventually crumble, staying in it is idiosyncrasy at the nth order...

So I affirmed myself over and over again to not make a mistake like what Bella did in Twilight Saga: sacrificing reality for eternal fantasy which will eventually be a poisonous thorn in your heart that will lead to the ultimate pain in the end...

God save me...

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The Death of Beauty

Beauty is something subjective and yet everybody generally agree that something is indeed beautiful. For example, a lot of people do consider the Black Pearl of SNSD possesses the most beautiful S-Line in SNSD (me included)

But Yuri is not dead so what the f+ is it about my f+ing title anyway? Yeah, I'm referring to the definition of beauty in tennis and football- Roger Federer and Argentina.

It's sad that I am one of those romantic type of homo sapien that appreciate beauty. I mean, my relationships with the opposite sex has been based mainly on beauty altho it's always deemed superficial by a lot of people.

I do realize now that beauty is indeed superficial.. it leads to heartache especially when u root for it... And beauty does fade away and definitely beatable. Just like Messi for Argentina and Federer...

No matter how beautiful u play, if u can't win, then beauty is second best to force.

Same as things in life. An old man with a big wallet can defeat against a handsome young boy in the race for a girl's heart. Beauty doesn't always lose. When it wins, it will be BEAUTIFUL.

But when it loses, like this year, it brings a lot of depression and the feeling of hopelessness similiar to DEATH.......

T.T....

Monday, July 5, 2010

Fast and Furious and Not Caring

1st up, I think my mental state has gone up a notch a bit in the past month. I believe more... I am a little bit confident.. and I can see the picture of my future a little bit clearer.

Previously, it has been BLURR.. So blurrr that I am looping this indecisive loop in my head. After you've completed something, u feel confident and then u want to complete another thing and so it goes.. My life is miles away from being complete, but I can see some way of completing it compared to me 1 year ago where I am in a total wreck in confidence and direction.

I also came to the conclusion that's it's useless to try and follow other people. It's just almost impossible for me. I just can't have the same mentality as most of my frens altho we are the greatest of frens.

In the end, I can't be like them because this is how I am born like, it's programmed from the beginning. I found out that in this country, in this society that I live in, my idea of the life I want to live is ill-advised.

But I don't think it's possible for me to live like most people. No matter how much I feel isolated, how lonely I am in being the way I am, I am most comfortable being like this...

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Confusion...

Love is a funny thing and to me, is a painful thing. Funnily enough, the ones you want the most is the most dangerous to go after.

And also when the person u love also loves u, they feel the same thing and negative emotion like jealousy, uncertainty are amplified greatly even with micro gestures.

As I love her so much, I am also very afraid to stare at her for too long as I am scared that I may even fall in love deeper.

And my way of doing this, is to act cool altho in my head it's chaos as I try to contain my desire to just have her in my arms.

As a result, I dont look at her and try my best to look towards other things in the surroundings and on occasions, try to be friendly with other girls to reduce my overwhelming affection for her.

And she gets angry and as much as I want to explain to her the weird mechanism that my weird mind adopts, I cant.

I am numb with her. My IQ drops so much when I am with her.

So she began hating me for my actions and it hurts.

It's so painful. I hate this. I wish I never meet someone like this who I would fall in love.

I just wish this will end. It's too heavy. I should just meet someone I can live with and not someone I cant live without.

Because when the feeling is too intense, it's excruciating when jealousy, uncertainty emerges.

So much that it's life-threatening...

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Que not rationale

Que not rationale. When I look back into the past of my eventful and relatively troubled life compared to the wonderful life I should be living in, I came to the conclusion that Que not rationale.

I made probably more irrational decisions in my life than rationale ones. Even on the tiny decisions in my life, I always choose the weird way and the crooked road most rationale individuals would never even think of choosing

YES. If I was rationale, I should have long turned all the gifts God gave me into a wonderful and successful life. But here I am, in a deep hole in life in a lot of aspects although I know millions of people are in a deeper hole than I am with less or no tools to climb out.

But wait, the correct feeling of viewing the past in this way is self-pity but somehow, I do not feel pity for myself or more precisely, I do not have the supposed amount of pity on myself after all the shit that I went thru.

Somehow, I feel blessed with all the experience that I went thru and the people I met.

Even when I am in the lower echelon of society, I am grateful that in this level of society, I am able to have friends around me and also I met the girl i probably love more than any girl I ever met in my life.

YES. Love makes shit look like gold. Love makes Beast look like Beauty.

I am grateful I met a girl who is so warm, I feel like I am in the presence of the Sun Angel everytime i'm around her. But again, to live forever with her, is not a rationale decision for me.

NO. Not even close to a rationale decision. Too many roadblocks. Social stigma, incompatibility at the highest level................

Yet, the correct feeling that I should feel fail to emerge in my heart and again I am following what my heart feels and again I am going for someone I shouldn't even think of going after not because I am not qualified for her but I just am not SUPPOSED to be with her.

I know the brief times I have with her probably won't last and when we go our separate ways, I probably am gonna have a BIG HOLE in my heart, which should have been an even bigger reason for me to stay away from her.

But again, this twisted head of mine just am thinking of every possible way I can be with her forever.

No matter how illogical, no matter how inappropriate, no matter how irrational it will be, I am going to try.

Becoz, Q not rationale.