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Bommie joins the table.
kerapu left the table.
12:05 PM
Bruce: nh
Rob: cheers
You bought Bruce a box of Tissues.
Bommie: nh
Bruce left the table.
Cindi left the table.
Chad left the table.
12:11 PM
Rob: lol
You bought Mike a box of Tissues.
Mike left the table.
Rob: are you a black widow Bommie???
Rob: :)
Bommie: i'm ur black mom
Rob: aw nice :)
Anderson left the table.
Bommie: str8 flush
Bommie: unless u have a
Bommie: NOT
You bought Rob a box of Tissues.
12:16 PM
Rob: oh dear
Bommie: ty for doubling him
Bommie: makes the game longer
Rob: tissues for what???
Bommie: to lessen ur sorrow
Rob: thought they were for  my load :P
Bommie: that's wfor the hoe beside u
Rob: no hoe here ha
Bommie: yup 2 in fact and it's in ur pic
Rob: 2????
Bommie: can't count, dummie?
12:22 PM
Rob: no i can just dont know what the f uck your  on about because your english is terrible
Bommie: ur english's worse
Rob: oh no its not
Bommie: yes it is
Rob: brutal
Bommie: ur hoe's brutal
Rob: hoe???
Bommie: brutal?
Rob: block  :)
Bommie: sock
You bought Rob a box of Tissues.
Rob: ouch
Rob: nice
12:27 PM
Rob: use them  to wipe away the jizz
Bommie: u mean the horse jizz on ur face
Rob: no on yours
Bommie: no on urs
Bommie: ohh wait just remembered ur mom's a horse
Rob: my bighorse **** jizz in your dirty mouth
Bommie: no way
Bommie: i am miles away from ur mom
Rob: your a dirty b itch though
Bommie: bye2 horse
Bommie: ooohh not yet lol
Bommie: the horse is strong in this one
Bommie: ty horse
Arthur left the table.
Bommie: weeee
12:32 PM
Bommie: weeee
Bommie: n1
Rob: ...
Bommie: but i still outchip u
Bommie: very good horse
You bought Rob a Donkey.
Bommie left the table.
Rob left the table.

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02:46 PM

Mike: ok hun i was gonna stand but i wasnt sure if u were already here

Bommie: shut up mike

Mike: FUK U,U FUKING quee r

Bommie: shut up gay boy

Earl: ouch

Jenny: lol

Bommie: john cena worshipper mike

Mike: u fukn jap ill cut ur head off and play soccer with it

Bommie: but u like to play swords with john cena

Earl: i like bonnie

Bommie: play with meat swords

Earl: bye

Bommie: haha mike mikey

Mike: not yet bit ch

Bommie: what a gay

Mike: u all wouldnt say that in person to me cuz ur all pu ssys

Bommie: coz ur gay

Mike: hahaha fa ggot

Mike: thx hun

Bommie: we are scared u might do a gay show in front of us if we insult u in person

Bommie: bye2 mike

Bommie: bye2

Bommie: weeeeee

Earl: mike you have a profile pic on what seems to be sitting coach on an airplane?? no??

Bommie: thx hun

Mike: bye nasty bit ch

02:51 PM

Earl: lol

Bommie: jenny

Jenny: ?

Ge: jenny

Bommie: r u anice girl?

Ge: i love u jenny

Jenny: lol depend for what

Bommie: coz if ur not nice, ur fat

Jenny: run forest ruuunn

Jenny: wooooow

Ge: ???

Jenny: u said i love u jenny

Bommie: yes, jenny u need to run

Bommie: to burn the loads

Jenny: what the hell are you mad to everybody

Bommie: nope i am saving the world

Jenny: are you asian

Bommie: making sure no fat deposits are deposited in this world

Bommie: no i am thin

Jenny: though you were one of them

Earl: bommie your not mad at me are you/ lol

Bommie: lol

02:56 PM

Bommie: fat girl

Earl: i make jen

Earl: go bye bye

Bommie: so crazy

Earl: nh love

Jenny: BUmmer is mad

Earl: jen you cant take whats GIVEN lol

Jenny: true

Bommie: jenny is a piggy

Bommie: chubby jenny sat on a wall,

Jenny: you are a mistake of your parents

Bommie: chubby jenny had a big fall

Bommie: ooppps wrong, the thing that fell is the wall

Jenny: get a life

Bommie: get a diet

Jenny: eat your too skinny no one would like to bang a chick like you

Bommie: opps is there a fat model ot there?

03:02 PM

Jenny: w/e

Bommie: whateva makes u fat

Earl: i like thin butts and i can not lie... lol

Bommie: jenny is 'thin'

Bommie: as thin as a cow'

Earl: i like her sprite

Earl: get it sprite

Jenny: earl do you like Bommie

Bommie: jenny do u like me?

Earl: my sister in law yes i like her why?

Earl: fam 1st babe

Jenny: just asking because you added a person that she is *****in at

Bommie: jenny the gym is where u should add ur name

03:07 PM

Jenny: F uck you

Earl: ouch be nice ladies

Bommie: jenny adele is ur idol?

Bommie: coz u have something in common and it's not her voice

Jenny: Wow you dont have anything better to say

Bommie: it's best that u have a diet

Bommie: ok go to the gyn

Bommie: gym

Jenny left the table

The Vamos-ing Asspicker Effect

You know when u always lose, you probably develop a symptom most probably be diagnosed as having a disease called uselosser-ism (useless+loser+ism). So, recently I embarked in an event called Brooks Half Marathon 2012 which altho I was initially 'very eager' to participate due to the fun-filled experiences of past events that I precipitated (err this is chemical term.. typo alert).

When Masta Obi-Wan (my fren who is the ascendent masta of Masta Yoda (founder of Kluang Slow Runners) in running.. LOL) asked me to make the leap from 10km to 21km with the encouragement that the cutoff time is 'just 4 hours'. Since I had 2 months, I thought,'why not?'.

Well, why not I will be able to train enuff to be confidently striding along the 21km course and finish it with glory? But after 1 month, it's more like, ' why not I become lazy to train becoz still have 1 month?'... ><'. Ok 1 month left to go, I thought why not in 1month I train enuff to be confidently striding along the 21km course and finish it with glory? (cut-paste from above). But after 3 weeks, it became more like 'what the f*** did I do in 3 weeks to prepare my self for this?'

So left 1 week, still I am too lazy, and it rained all the time coupled with me waking up late to train, I ended up going there with probably 5 training sessions in 3 weeks and none for the last 7 days.

So, I start to feel anxious and feel nervous that I will be a DNF-ian (did not finish idiot who probably should have taken 5km instead of 21km) for this race. Altho' there's really nothing much at stake. I am not LCW (Lee Chong Wei), I dont need to win this to get a gold medal for my country, I am just a LCW (Loser CoW). It's just the Rm65 paid for the entry fee and other costs will be a waste if I don't use this opportunity to gain some confidence and pride to face life.

Ok, so we arrived late to the event becoz everyone woke on time but did not start the engine to Bukit Jalil. So, me, Masta Obi, fellow jedi Slay started running. We were all late for about 30 minutes and no one was in front of us. There was 1 person behind us and it was our friend Piccolo from Dragon Ball who used weights on his leg to train and skipped past us like a space shuttle and was never seen again .

So there I was, running not only with no confidence but also the heavy thought that so many ppl are in front of me. After 7 km, me and jedi Slay stopped to pray Subuh and after that jedi Slay disappeared in front of me. and I saw runners going down the slope the opposite direction. I was so Last... I thought about just walking the last 14km and my legs were feeling heavy.

But then suddenly, one Apek who was the track people making sure ppl follow the right route shouted at me, 'Come on, don't walk, run boy run'. So I just ran coz I was embarrassed that I was walking in this running event and suddenly, I felt that my legs were not tired and it is all just the main enemy which was 'THE WALL' that Masta Yoda has warned me all this time.

So suddenly I thought of tennis player Rafael Nadal, the guy is not as talented as Roger Federer but what he says is that ' I always believe in one more ball, 1 more ball until the match is over'. So I just talked to myself, 'Overtake 1 more person, 1 more person'. My goal was just to overtake 1 person in front of me altho the person overtook me again when I walked.

To my surprise, I managed to see jedi Slay again who I didn't see for 30 minutes and altho in the end he finished half a stadium lap in front of me, I feel very thankful that I found the Asspicker inside of me.

VAMOSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

another short trolling episode

eter: man i hate bingo players

Ramzi: i hate coward players

Peter: who u calling a coward

Ramzi: u

Davide: nh

Pitu: tyx

Peter: well guess what

Ramzi: i guess ur an idiot

Peter: no fck you

Ramzi: ur old, face it

Ramzi: hahahahhahha

Ramzi: in ur face

Peter: *****

episode 3

Liv: report ****ation transfer chips hala to rahul

Rahul: means

sandhya: hey jan..

Liv: hala reported and you too

Liv: transfer chips

Liv: 2morrow ur chips gone

Hala: ok

Liv: bye2 chips

Rahul: i will lose all my chips today only

Rahul: haha

Liv: good

Rahul: nd i don't care for this little game chips

Liv: if u dont care u wont say u dont care

Liv: obviously u do

Rahul: also i have many in my rest id

Rahul: think wat u like

Liv: ya and i have a spaceship

Rahul: nd please etop irritating me

Rahul: @stop

Liv: say what u want

Hala: fuc you all

Liv: and i'll think what i like

Liv: clap2 but 2morrow ur chips gone

Rahul: soo think urself coz we al r not interested inur speaking

07:45 PM

Liv: rly if ur not interested u wont say it

Rahul: nd ya i have also reported

Liv: for?

Rahul: haha

Rahul: kids

Hala: nh

Liv: transfer again

Liv: reported

Rahul: try ur luck next day

Rahul: go from here

Liv: bye2 chips rahul

Rahul: hala and liv

Rahul: u to fake profile

Liv: transfer chips is most serious offence

Rahul: shut up

Liv: fake profile u have no evidence

Rahul: wait for tmmrw

Liv: yeah wait tomorrow ur chips gone

Liv: bye2 chips

Rahul: as i have reported both of u

Liv: but u have more serious offence

Liv: reported again rahul

Liv: ur not having any chips tomorrow

Rahul: keeping doing dat kid nd njoy

Liv: better be a kid than an indian

Rahul: see wat a indian can do

Liv: useless victory

Liv: the chips will be gone

Rahul: **** off

07:50 PM

Liv: they can win and lose chips tomorrow

Liv: indian most dirty

Rahul: ya dats why u all r coming to see us

Liv: no one wants to see u

Liv: ty for chips

Jennie: nh liv

Liv: ty u too

Jennie: ty

episode 2

07:32 AM

Ramzi: nh

Ramzi: vnh

Ramzi: vvnh

Jennifer: whats ur prob?

Ramzi: vnh

Ramzi: coz u vnh sum1 who beat me

Ramzi: u were rooting for ppl who beat me

Ramzi: so take some of that

Jennifer: because ur a jerk

Ramzi: u mean because u cant outplay me im a jerk?

Jennifer: lol 50m loser

Ramzi: can get it back easy

Ramzi: see how easy i beat u

Ramzi: donks like u

Jennifer: u got lucky

Ramzi: i was the favourite

Jennifer: oh im hurt jack ass

Ramzi: u dunno anything

Ramzi: if ur not, u wont be calling me jackass

Ramzi: obv u are

Ramzi: donk

Ramzi: see in higher tables one of these days see how easy i take ur chips

Jennifer: like some one took urs lmao

Ramzi: yeah

Jennifer: hahahaha

Ramzi: hahahha

Jennifer: u cant afford to buy crap

Ramzi: it'll beeasy

07:37 AM

Ramzi: i can afford to take urs tho

Jennifer: what an arse hole

Ramzi: what a donk

Jennifer: hope u lose every thing

Ramzi: hope u win nothing

Ramzi: already reported u

Ramzi: for calling me arse

Jennifer: hahaha

Ramzi: r chips gone tomorrow

Ramzi: hahahaha

Jennifer: fkn cry baby too

Ramzi: yeah baby

Ramzi: bye2 chips

Ramzi: wohhoooo

Ramzi: tomorrow chips:0

Ramzi: i trapped u to insult me

Jennifer: chicken ****

Ramzi: now i reported u

Ramzi: LOL

Ramzi: bye2 20M

TROLLING ACTIVITY episode 1

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