Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Slow Starts....


Yesterday was my first time driving alone to KL. It was a hell of an experience. I was scared that my car was gonna break down in the middle of the journey as my car is no virgin. It has been f**ked many times by its noob owner who probably never deserve to have a car in the first place.


So there I was, me against the road!!! Me alone. No one to advice me. No one to talk to. Just listening to the radio listening to DJ's talking to themselves trying to cheer listeners. The first hour, I drove 90km/h maximum as I was scared shit. Then it got fun. I thought I was playing Need For Speed. Overtaking cars was fun and it was thrilling when cars made way for me when I 'cucuk' them. I could almost hear sounds you hear in games when you get points everytime I overtake a car. I was so focused on it I didn't realize I was driving at 150 km/h per hour at one stage.


But every devillish endeavour has a price to pay. You want to be a rock star, you need to pay to the devil who will take your soul. So in my case, I wanted speed and considering I was driving a WIRA, it is a sin to go to 150 km/h. So the price is my heat went up so I saw the heat meter going to red so I had to stop for half and hour in Ayer Keroh and Seremban so I wasted an hour in those locations just to cool off my 'burning' car which was burnt by my burning desire to burn the f**king road and burn the freaking ships of the Greek army which burnt the ass of Alexander The Burning Great.


So I reached KL at 7 pm. I reached my place and slept soundly like a sheep waiting for his neck to be eaten by a werewolf cause I know that because I am so tired. I probably would wake up late. And here I am woke up at 9 am and feeling dizzy and dazed and disoriented, feeling slow like a 100-year old tortoise on a prosperity Burger Diet. I am trying to get started doing something but I just feel slow. =.=' T.T I LIKE TURTLES!!!


2 comments:

  1. dude, this is the best post by u... funny and hilarious.. your nooby is inevitable, immortal,undisputed... hahaha i piss my pant off.. fuckin burn..my eyes burn.. i love turle! hahaha

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  2. Haha... Noobness has always been a major part of my character.. :D

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