Confessions of a Liverpoololics

First of all, I just want to start by saying that I am NOT gay. Just because I think Torres is cute do not mean I am gay OK!!! If you say a guy is handsome when you are a guy does it mean you have feelings for the guy. In some cases, yes. But not in my case. When I say Torres is cute it is the same as I say Siti Nurhaliza is comey (well, 3 years ago maybe, now that she married Datuk K, not so). It is just a fact. Siti Nurhaliza is comey although this is subjective. Of coz some people like Sharifah Aini allegedly thought she has a face shaped like a senduk (allegedly, I repeat, allegedly so don't sue me) But it is widely accepted that Siti is comey. Same for Torres. He is cute, doesn't mean I am gay when I say something that is widely accepted.

OK, now that I got it out of my system, I want to summariza this season as a Liverpool Fan, a Kop, a Red's fan, a Red Phoenix's fan, an 'Ayam Merah' fan. Whateva u call me, I am a fan of LFC. So this season, we managed to stay in the tile race until March. For me, it's a massive improvement. Of course, we could have done better. Of coz, if Torres and Gerrard were fit in 80% of the games we would at least have 5 points more in EPL. Oh well, Man U had so many injuries so why am I complaining?

But we can't compare with Man United, they have a strong and big squad. Of course they have Cris Ronaldo and Rooney who are probably A+ players if they have a grade system. But we always forget that the other players in Man U are all either A+,A, A- or B+. As for Liverpool, sigh, we have A+ players like Gerrard and Torres, A players like Xabi Alonso, Carragher, A- players like Carragher and Kuyt and mascherano, B+ like Benanyoun, Babel and so many B players like Aurelio, Arbeloa, Insua a bunch of B- newbies like Ngok, El-zhar and of course F players like Lucas and Dossena. So, Mr. benitez the class teacher was not good in getting his class to the A grade region. But we are improving but still not good enuff.

Being a Kop is like like having a romantic relationship with a Horse. You just hope one day it'll grow a horn so that it will become a unicorn but it will be a miracle. So when Liverpool were leading, we somewhat knew we will not win it. But we hoped and hoped but even if this time it is in vain, I am sure Mr.Benitez will do something about it. Maybe he'll put a horse and a buffalo together so that they'll mate and the result is a unicorn but a t the moment all we get is a horse with 2 horns.

Oh well, Next season please. :D

P.S. Another colourful post. ^^