Monday, March 30, 2009

Jessica-Alba lookalike

Damn It!! Love bug has bit me again!! Cupid has shot me with a poisonous arrow of love in the butt!! I fell into a hole of love!! Aphdrodite used her legs to cast a love spell on me since she has no hands!!!

Yesterday, I helped my suami sepupu @ sepupu ipar moved into a very big house in Kajang Impian, Seksyen 7 Kajang. He brought some of his workers. I initially thought that maybe there are some sausages among his workers but all are girls and what I mean by that is ALL ARE GIRLS.

So 3 girls came and slept at his Ampang residence and I collided shoulders with them everytime I move because it was a very congested. One of them is actually quite cute but I have met 20000 cute girls in my life so I didn't care. But this particular girl like to STARE at me. Oh well, not the first time girls stare at me (perasan hot stuff) :D

So I spent almost 4 hours carrying things. But not small things like kuih pau or kuih lapis. No. Not a chance. Big and heavy things. And the fact that there was only 4 men and only 2 young men, I think I burnt 5000 kalories lifting cabinets, 20-kg TVs (and my uncle has 4 TV), tong gas, sofas, bed, you name it. F*ck. So we did this and the girls watch and sometimes help carry 1-gram things. And the girl I was talking about kept staring and staring me everytime she had the chance.

OK. So after 4 hours of labour, we finally moved all the things to the new house. And then I relaxed and we all socialize cause my uncle, aunt came too. And then did 2 hours of rearranging things. I learnt that the girl name is Hasni. F*ck. Considering that my ex's name is Hasniza, this is a bad omen.

During the staring contest, I noticed that her face looks familiar. And so I noticed. She looks so much like Jessica Alba. Her skin has the same tone, maybe a lil bit darker. And what is more frightening is that her voice is also similiar to Jessica. Husky and a lil bit boyish. And before I can say 'Doraemon likes to eat Dorayaki', I already had a crush on her.

2 years have I neva felt a teenage crush since I broke up with my ex. But this is not love. It is a crush. I have many chance to meet her if I want. But am I gonna make the move coz you need to talk to a girl to see if she is suitable for you. Hurmmm.. Owhh well, at least I know now that I am able to like a girl again and that to me is very IMPORTANT.

7 comments:

  1. damn this is not good. q will have - a girl... and left me behind

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  2. wtf jon's parody..he will left us behind!!

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  3. Where got? I think Mr.J is the one who is gonna leave everyone 1st!!!

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  4. mr j is leaving us today la..aiseh..

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  5. HAHA.. mr j will leaving you all n me today lah..

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  6. u can have a crush but dun let the girl crush u..

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  7. my best friend masa matrik looks like jessica alba too. tapi dia dah ada boyfriend. dan secara kebetulannya boyfriend itu adalah rakan sekolah rendah aka crush masa kecil. what a small world.

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