Marrying Koha

Just watched Chelsea owned Liverpool at Anfield. Seriously, I never expected this. F*cking Lucas is there. I repeat: FUCKING LUCAS is there. I dunno why this Lucas annoys me. Actually I know why. It's because he is SH*T. He gives so much balls, he should work as a Tauke Fishball in Kluang Wet Market. F*cking Lucas. No contribution. I got to give it to Guus Hiddink. He's a very clever tactician. He knows that if Chelsea can break the link between Gerrard and Torres, it's 30% mission accomplished. So he put Essien as Gerrard's marker and we all know how good Herbal Essien of a Chicken is. And Torres is marked by JT, Alex and Ivanovic. So the link is broken. 30% done.

Another 10% is restricting Xabi Alonso. Hiddink put Lampard as Alonso marker and because Lampard is high above the field, he can stop X.Alonso's killer passes. So tactically, Hiddink got it right. But only 40% is done. So where is the other 60%?

When all the supastars is cancelled out and marked from their hair to their feet, the other players will become very important. So centre of midfield we have another player who should play a role and make Chelsea worry on marking X.Alonso-Torres-Gerrard. Yes. Who is the f*cking Central Midfielder? Who? Yes, you guessed it. Lucas the Locust who do not destroy farms or crops, but the spirit of me, an enthusiastic Liverpool fan.

I just can't get over the last clown trick that Lucas entertained me with. The ball were involved in some richochet and Locust saw it and kicked at not the ball, but air. NOOB. Pretty much sums up Lucas's night, ooopppsss no, his entire season of doing nothing but turn up for training and play lousy matches. Seriously, this boy should be kicked out. Please larr.. Damn Mother-o

O, so what now? Sleep? I will sleep after writing this post. Sleeping now means nightmare cause I am angry. I will get a nightmare of Lucas marrying Koha. NOOOOO!!!!! I will not risk dreaming that horrible dream. So best solution is to look at Koha pictures and sleep....... Zzzzzzz........zzzzZzzzzz...... F*cking LucazzZZZzzz........