Jogging is for noobs (update 1)

Ok. Cow is back to report on his adventures while noob-jogging. Cow just finished the jogging track for 1 round and tired. Cow still feel that jogging is for noobs. Here's why: -

1) After 4 times of jogging in a week, cow still feel the fitness is really not improving. Maybe cow needs to limit smoking and eating mcDonald's after jogging. Fitness level improve from -23 to -22.999. VICTORY!!!!

2) F*cking town district are not doing their job. What the f*ck. There's freaking branches that is so low beside the road and it may hurt blurry joggers like me. My eyesight is fine but when I jog, my spectacles will get cloudy because of the steam coming out from my hot body!! And what about those drain holes in the middle of the jogging track with no lids (SOmeone might fall inside there, genius district people!!!!) Noobness at the best!!

3) One of the plus side of jogging is being able to see the beauty of nature. Woooppsss, there's not much 'nature' in a city, is there? What I mean is beautiful creation from God which is made to complete men: GIRLS. But just as I was about to gaze on these lovely creatures I smell something. No, it's not fart. It's in fact, PERFUME. How ridiculous. If these girls are looking to keep fit and sweat, why do they need PERFUME. Really nice. How bout next time wearing make-up to jog. Yup. That's the fashion trend now NOOOB girls...

Conclusion is, cow still need to improve to cut down on the fat and improve stamina. Stay tuned for more cow adventures.^^