CSI: KLUANG

Ref Num. : 9+9=99

Investigation Team:

Hajime Q-dachi (IQ 888888888), born in ToQyo, age 25, good at killing people in DOTA game and owning noobs. Note : No picture available because he is a most wanted in the Teletubbies world.

Koharu Q-sumi, born in Niigata, wife of Q-dachi, married for 3 years, 5 children. Note: Most cute member of Morning Musume. Don't really help in this investigation but give inspiration to Q-dachi with inspirational poses like this
CASE 1: MYSTERY OF THE BROKEN GLASS OF JONOS GROSOKOS

Information: Jonos Grosokos, came home to his Mansion of the Broken Tongkang to find his mirror which he won in a festival by being the last man standing in the 100% juice competition broken. He was informed by AlbuQuerque that Blor is the one who broke the mirror. Blor got emo and turned to Incredible Blor but it was not enough to wake up sleeping giant, Shukrius.

Discussion:
Jonos Grosokos and Shukrius are the owners of the mansion so could possibly be the ones who broke mirror but highly unlikely because they should have noticed it earlier so the other 2 suspect is more likely.

Blor and AlbuQuerque are the most likely criminals. Both were at the crime scene but Blor is the heavier between the two and likes to put lie down with 2 hands on the pillow. AlbuQuerque is lighter than Blor but also heavy enough to destroy the mirror.

Conclusion: Inconclusive because not enough evidence but the Court of Civil Engineering sentenced Blor to 20-hours of community service for turning into Incredible Blor which is prohibited in the land of Teletubbies.

CASE 2: THE PHANTOM BLOGGER OF THE OPERA

Case: AlbuQuerque came back to the mansion after dinner to see a phantom post in his blog, Membebel Therapy. Jonos Grosokos, spoke about this during dinner and Blor changed his statement on what is the last post of Membebel Therapy. Jonos Grosokos said it was about noob and then Blor agree but then changed thoughts that it was a post about Kirarin.

Discussion:
Because Blor changed his thoughts, there is reasonable doubt that he might do it to cover what he did but is very unlikely and Blor put a comment of 'WTF!!' in the post so in order for Blor to do it, he must be a super strategist but since he is always vacuumed by Oleg in Red Alert 3, he is not a super-strategist. Shukrius is not likely because he is in hibernation mode.

Jonos Grosokos is the most likely criminal in this case because there is a big evidence. The last user of the compurter is Jonos and the second last is AlbuQuerque and when AlbuQuerque used it, there's no phantom post. And also Jonos said, 'when he logged in, it's already there' but when Albuquerque opened the laptop of Jonos, the website is already logged in with AlbuQuerque account.

Conclusion: Jonos is the criminal and Court of Momusu sentenced him to listening to Momusu song for 4-days non-stop. After the punishment, Jonos know how to speak japanese better than his chinese.