Robotic people

Got to know some Chinese boys in my class and woooppsss, they have common interest with me which is play Dota. So past few days i've been hanging out with them playing Dota and boy are they so freaking fast and efficient. It feels like i've been hanging out with some Artificial Intelligence androids which execute what they intend to do at such blistering speed, it's inhumane.

And it does not stop there. These boys, who are 2-3 years younger than me, do their homework like C3PO and R2-D2. So effing efficient that I feel freaking slow when around them.

And their jokes are also robotic. Not that it's not funny, but I don't think a sensitive girl can stand their insensitive jokes which attack your personality and makes fun of you as if you are a clown. Luckily, I am do not view highly of myself thus, I do not mind their jokes too much.

I used the nickname 'HellBringer' in a LAN game and they were saying, 'Ooohh so scary... Bring the Hell, man!!'....=.=' and when they kill me,'yeah, yeah kill the Banana Bringer!!'... =.=' and I got killed 10 times ...=.='

So we went to this McD and I saw this Malay family speaking English and it was obvious that they were rich people and we were waiting for our food so I observed this girl who is like a robot too.

She was ordering for the whole family and was waving her hand like someone explaining how to drill rocks in oil rigs... 'Miss, I want Strawberry sundae with 2 value meals and regular ones with 1 Large one and also add one Apple pie and 1 Ice Lemon Tea... beep...beep...beep..' with changing face expression and monotonic voice... I could almost see one big sweat coming out of the cashier's head trying hard to keep up with her..

Sigh... If I stay around these people long enuff, I might turn to one too but at the moment, I am just an analog human boy living around digital androids... HELP ME!!!!... >.<'